Weeks nine and ten always kills my ability to blog. I am in the process of writing so many papers for school that the thought of blogging turns my stomach. I will leave you with this thought…
I have decided that I hate elevators. As a chubby man if I am seen getting off an elevator people will wrongly assume that I am fat/chubby because I am lazy. ”If he would have used the stairs he may not be such an unsightly blot on humanity” these slendor types no doubt think. This is a sad assumption but I would like to avoid it at all costs. Therefore I am never riding an elevator again. I would rather be thought of as chubby because of my deep love for food and an almost complete inability to turn away any type of food. So take that skinny judging jerks, I am not lazy I just have no self control.
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March 10, 2009 at 11:41 am
skinny judger
Thanks for clearing that up for me. I was so sure that I was rightly pegging you as a lazy slob who couldn’t turn away food. Now, I know that you are simply one who must eat whatever donut crosses his path. .
..I can’t believe how wrong I was. I must go and contemplate my inability to size up people at first glance. My world is crashing in upon me. …
March 10, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Adam Ransom
Amen my brother amen
March 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Peter Walker - emergingchristian.com
You’ve got to stop living for other people. What the world thinks of you (or what CHRISTENDOM thinks of you) is not your identity. Your identity is in Christ. “Consider it pure joy, therefore” whenever anyone calls you fatty or porkus. Because you share in the suffering of Christ. Not for the same reason. But it’s still suffering.
March 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Peter Walker - emergingchristian.com
I just reposted some of your comments on Process Theology, with my response. Engage me.