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Weeks nine and ten always kills my ability to blog. I am in the process of writing so many papers for school that the thought of blogging turns my stomach. I will leave you with this thought…
I have decided that I hate elevators. As a chubby man if I am seen getting off an elevator people will wrongly assume that I am fat/chubby because I am lazy. ”If he would have used the stairs he may not be such an unsightly blot on humanity” these slendor types no doubt think. This is a sad assumption but I would like to avoid it at all costs. Therefore I am never riding an elevator again. I would rather be thought of as chubby because of my deep love for food and an almost complete inability to turn away any type of food. So take that skinny judging jerks, I am not lazy I just have no self control.
